{"id":21268,"date":"2023-09-13T14:19:35","date_gmt":"2023-09-13T13:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/?p=21268"},"modified":"2023-09-13T14:19:35","modified_gmt":"2023-09-13T13:19:35","slug":"muz-je-rekao-zeni-da-je-stara-i-neprivlacna-na-sta-mu-je-zena-dala-fenomenalan-odgovor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/?p=21268","title":{"rendered":"Mu\u017e Je Rekao \u017deni Da Je Stara I Neprivla\u010dna, Na \u0160ta Mu Je \u017dena Dala Fenomenalan Odgovor!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mu\u0161karac je pro\u017eiveo sa svojom \u017eenom 30 godina braka. Jednog dana zagledao se u nju i rekao:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Draga, prije ta\u010dno 30 godina uselili smo se u mali skromni stan, kao podstanari, vozio sam neku krntiju, spavali smo na nekom starom kau\u010du i gledali smo crno-bijeli televizor\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Ali, zato sam, svake no\u0107i legao u krevet sa 23-godi\u0161njom ljepoticom\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Sada imamo svoju veliku ku\u0107u, dva dobra automobila, ogroman bra\u010dni krevet i posljednji model LCD televizora, ali svaku no\u0107 idem u krevet sa 53-godi\u0161njom \u017eenom\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Mislim, da ti malo ne odgovara\u0161 mojim standardima i promjenama koje su se dogodile u mom zivotu\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Odgovor \u017eene na ovu drsku konstantaciju mu\u017ea bio je kratak, jasan i fenomenalan:<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Pa dobro dragi, niko te ne dr\u017ei. Idi i prona\u0111i sebi 23-godi\u0161nju ljepoticu, i onda \u0107e\u0161 se ponovo vratiti u mladost: \u017eive\u0107e\u0161 u malom stanu, vozi\u0107e\u0161 staru krntiju, spavati na kau\u010du koji \u0161kripi i gledati crno-bijeli televizor!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Mu\u0161karac je pro\u017eiveo sa svojom \u017eenom 30 godina braka. Jednog dana zagledao se u nju i rekao: \u2013 Draga, prije ta\u010dno 30 godina uselili smo <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/?p=21268\" title=\"Mu\u017e Je Rekao \u017deni Da Je Stara I Neprivla\u010dna, Na \u0160ta Mu Je \u017dena Dala Fenomenalan Odgovor!\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":21269,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","category-zanimljivosti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21268"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21268\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21270,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21268\/revisions\/21270"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/21269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}