{"id":15029,"date":"2022-09-04T09:40:07","date_gmt":"2022-09-04T09:40:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/?p=15029"},"modified":"2022-09-04T09:40:07","modified_gmt":"2022-09-04T09:40:07","slug":"moj-sin-je-u-skoli-trebao-napisati-zasto-se-mama-udala-za-tatu-kad-sam-procitala-njegov-odgovor-od-sramote-vise-ne-izlazim-iz-kuce","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/?p=15029","title":{"rendered":"MOJ SIN JE U \u0160KOLI TREBAO NAPISATI ZA\u0160TO SE MAMA UDALA ZA TATU: Kad sam pro\u010ditala njegov odgovor OD SRAMOTE VI\u0160E NE IZLAZIM IZ KU\u0106E"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Svi mi s vremena na vrijeme izbacimo pokoju glupost.
\nNo kada djeca preko svojih usana po\u010dnu sipati svoje male dje\u010dje mudrosti onda to ulazi u povijest i vrijedi pomno zapisati svaku takvu smije\u0161nu dje\u010dju izjavu kako bismo im se mogli nanovo nasmijati.
\nTakve dje\u010dje provale s punim se pravom mogu nazvati najbolje ispri\u010danim vicom.
\nZa\u0161to se tvoja mama udala za tvoga tatu? Moja baka ka\u017ee da tada mama nije imala kapu za razmi\u0161ljanje na glavi.<\/p>\n

SMIJE\u0160NE DJE\u010cJE IZJAVE: GODI\u0160NJICA BRAKA
\nMami i tati je danas godi\u0161njica braka. To svi znamo osim tate!<\/p>\n

SMIJE\u0160NE DJE\u010cJE IZJAVE: PO\u010cETAK I KRAJ
\n\u0160to je to po\u010detak, a \u0161to kraj? Po\u010detak je kada sam se ja rodio, a kraja nema.<\/p>\n

SMIJE\u0160NE DJE\u010cJE IZJAVE: SEOSKI TATA
\nTata je odrastao na selu. On je kravu vidio u\u017eivo.<\/p>\n

SMIJE\u0160NE DJE\u010cJE IZJAVE: BRIJANJE
\nPitao sam tatu zbog \u010dega on brije bradu, a mama noge. Rekao je da se svatko brije ondje gdje ga ljudi gledaju.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Svi mi s vremena na vrijeme izbacimo pokoju glupost. No kada djeca preko svojih usana po\u010dnu sipati svoje male dje\u010dje mudrosti onda to ulazi u […]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-15029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-zanimljivosti"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15032,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15029\/revisions\/15032"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kuhinja-zdravlje.xyz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}